coffeetime88:

Superman vs Goku: 20 pages of two grown men playing Tag. Eventually Batman and King Kai convince them to stop.

Superman vs Naruto: 30 pages of the deepest therapy you’ve ever read. Absolutely beautiful. Words cannot describe the healing.

Superman vs One-Punch Man: Just a bunch of 4-panel comics about the differences between Clark Kent’s Midwestern and Saitama’s Japanese hospitality. There is at least one section where both go into the same grocery store with the exact same grocery list, while the store is running low on stock.

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writing multi-chapter fics be like

moramewhq:

character: it’s like I said-

me, scrolling through to seven chapters ago, muttering under my breath: yeah, what DID you say

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disasterdrow:

vampireopossum:

the best part about james team rocket is that you can put his face on any pride flag and there’s like a 97% chance it fits

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clementine-kesh:

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thebrideoftiffany:

thebrideoftiffany:

i have never given half of a fuck about not having a valentine but i saw a gay cowboy card at target and now i’m discovering inner weakness

:(

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heywriters:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

mbrainspaz:

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.” 

wtf dad

latest edition: 

me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine. 

my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while. 

is your dad an ex-assassin

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dangerbooze:

thebearme:

I GOT BORED